Dear Multi-tasking
I’m texting twitter, while scanning articles about SOPA and checking facebook, while eating creamed corn. I’m also listening to music. Oh and by the way, Megan is sitting on the next bed over and I’m chatting about the guy’s we like.
Consider yourself pwned.
Ren
Dear Ren,
You are making typos in your twitter comment. You are currently forgetting 85% of what you read about SOPA. Your eyes are actually glazing over and you are taking in none of what you read on facebook. As for the music, it is being completely ignored by your ears in order to strain to listen to what Megan is saying. Also, you just said the sentence “I mean, like, yeah, he’s cute, you know?” Profound, dear, profound.
I will consider nothing,
Multi-Tasking
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